Not creative, but

Or, just disappear, like the elegant people do! Read more

He’s hotter than I want him to be, yes. Read more

When Heather started to berate kelly (deservedly), I think a better move would have been to tell Kelly if she had any decency she would leave on her own after such a massive meltdown, but since Heather knows Kelly won’t do that, Heather will excuse herself from such a toxic and hostile environment. Read more

Yes! I’m not even sure who their Second Honeymoon Video is supposed to be for (us? them? the kids (ohgodno)), but it definitely creeped me out.

Especially that “This...is what you wanted...to see. Breasts” segment....
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I love this show, but the first season was funnier. Except for the end scene last night - that was hilarious and I hope every season ends with a Brooke-party shitshow. Read more

It would have been so much cooler had Heather just walked out herself. I like Heather, but she really miscalculated that move. Read more

I almost fell outta my chair that she said that. Poor girl is going to have a lot of therapy to work out her mom’s boundary issues. Read more

Ouch! Read more

I can appreciate that, but Don is essentially the long-lost twin of my father-in-law, so I feel pretty weird going there. Read more

I just read that five times in a row, and now my brain hurts. Huh? Wha? Zuh? Read more

I miss Donn! He was a pretty good hubby. Read more

Totally with you on Donn. It took me a while, but a couple of seasons in, I finally saw it. Read more

I do think they will get married. I think they are two peas in a pod (which isn't a bad thing). I give them 5 years, though ;) Read more

I’ll see your Jimmy and raise you “the husband of the redhead on RHoDallas.” Like, skipped a major plot event to go play golf, straight up walked out of a “let’s have this discussion on camera!”, brought up divorce, kind of “less into it.” Jimmy ain’t feelin’ it, but at least when he’s on camera, he’s on camera. Read more

Did you see the Before special they did on her? Read more

Bring satchels of gold back! Read more

Scary Island was crazy good!

Maybe no more Kelly’s on any Real Housewives, ever?

But don’t worry she’s COLLEGE EDUCATED. Read more