Thank you for giving us an inch (or a foot) Read more
BabyJane
BabyJane
Bobby, you seem pretty neutral about liking Dick. Call me nuts, but I think you’ve got the balls to be up-front about how much you like Dick. Not trying to give you the shaft, but as a loyal member here, I just wanted to smack you with it, and come clean. Read more
god DAMMIT Read more
I’m working on a joke, it just needs a bit of polishing. Read more
He ought to hang(nail) for this! Read more
Does she have the one cure for crime? No way - she has MANYcures. Read more
$50 and he’s yours.
As she shoved the gun down the would be robber’s pants “I’ll show you cocked and loaded, asshole.” Read more
Wow, she really nailed him.
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Women who have to see and touch nasty feet on a daily basis are not to be taken lightly. Read more
If I find a body wash that smells really good I’ll use it. But I always go back to bar soap. Read more
I use both too. I alternate between them because it makes my skin look good Read more
I would like to receive a fancy bar soap as a gift but would never buy one for myself. Read more
Listen, I know you think us Millenials are annoying (we totally are sometimes), but could you olds at least blame us for dumb things that we’ve actually had a hand in bringing back? Like manbuns. That was totally and completely our bad.
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I feel like if they really want to use scare tactics they should just talk about hemorrhoids, pooping on the table, episiotomy’s, c sections, and anything else that can be gross that people don’t talk about. And then hand them a baby with a blown out diaper for the afternoon. Read more
Eh, boring is one of the best ways for a child star to end up. Read more
Full disclosure: I own Simply Divine: A Guide to Easy, Elegant, and Affordable Entertaining by my beloved LVP. Read more