I’m really using this gif a lot today.

I’m just going to go on record that my drawing contribution when Gabrielle asked us to draw her like one of our french girls was criminally underappreciated.

EMMA CARMICHAEL: I didn’t really believe we could sustain four full days of content. And yet...

I swear to god if 2016 takes one more goddamn thing away from me.... Read more

i only care about ryan cabrera if he’s appearing on ashlee simpson’s realty show Read more

What year is this ?
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he’s like the cicadas. he has to come back every 17 years to haunt us for the summer and then he dies off again. Read more

I feel like these two together makes perfect sense. They are of the same vintage. And he is her type: musician/tool (see also: that guy from Nickelback she married). Read more

At the time that Ryan Cabrera and Ashlee Simpson were dating, many many moons ago, I thought Ashlee was trying to be the next Avril. It seems we have now come full circle, with Avril morphing into Ashlee.

Is a ryancabrera a small South American rodent? Read more

Are Amish felt hats on-trend now?
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Avril Lavigne sure has terrible taste in men. Read more

What year is it??? I forgot Ryan Cabrera existed Read more

I have the same gait when I have to poop. Read more

That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you. Read more

I really hated Jules at first, but now that drunk Jules has made several appearances, I think I love her. The trombone and the centerpiece on the head did me in. I hope they keep her for next season, if only because she probably could use some $$$ during her divorce.... Read more

I'm really counting my chickens before they hatch (literally). I'm 7 months pregnant (on Tuesday). I'm sorry kids weren't in the cards but life as DINKS is awesome as well. Read more

Seriously, she still has some awful unresolved grief over her late husband. The scene with the psychic and the episode in London last season proved that. Dorinda still knows how she was coming off in the beginning of the season and successfully diverted by making Sonja into the mess. It felt to me like she was picking… Read more

Dorinda just seems sad to me. I want to give her a hug, tell her it’s okay to still be grieving but dump that douche because she deserves better. Read more

Well, that’s like her relationship with The Count. It was fine until he “fell in love” with his sidepiece. Read more