Ha! Read more

John Travolta should stick with the gray wig. It’s actually an improvement over his usual black lacquered version. Read more

Karen Huger spent a disproportionate amount of last season telling viewers how to make and drink a cup of tea, so I can only hope that this year she’ll focus on teaching us how to properly cut off sandwich crusts. I’m on the edge of my seat! Read more

Cate Blanchett...Shante, you stay. Read more

You don’t understand anything, man. leave your stupid comments in your pocket. Read more

Interestingly enough, I screamed, “You’re tearing me apart, Trump!” while watching his press conference.

LVP was practically salivating over Rinna getting caught in a lie. I half expected her to start doing a jig. I thought both Lisas looked bad this episode. Read more

Yikes. Read more

I’m quite sure that actually happened. Read more

He would have loved that. Unfortunately, my dad is now sipping from the big bottle in the sky. Maybe they could honor him posthumously. Read more

I feel better that I’m not alone! Read more

I still have wedding pictures with that creep in them. I need to have him photoshopped out one of these days. (Goeghan, not my dad.) Read more

Holy crap! Read more

That’s the one. Read more

I just responded to lumenatrix with the details! Read more

Something about the guy just set my father’s teeth on edge, and so after a Jack Daniel’s or four, he announced that the guy was a smug asshole and that he wanted to knock him out. At the time we just thought it was my father...well...being my father. (To say he was a bit of a hothead would be an understatement.) But… Read more

And I thought it was bad when my dad threatened to punch the priest at my rehearsal dinner. I now realize we were rank amateurs in the wedding fiasco game. Read more

Great minds think alike. Read more

“Never write if you can speak; never speak if you can nod; never nod if you can wink”. Read more