She’s fairly unflappable, which I admire. I would have lost my mind ages ago if I had to deal with Bethenny! Read more

Smart move. Read more

It was probably Carole! Read more

Color me unsurprised. Read more

Seriously! Read more

Carole used Heather the same way, Read more

This season made her look like a terrible person and a bore, and she seems to have stopped writing, as well. It also sounds like her cookbook with Adam is going nowhere. Time to regroup, girl. Read more

It used to be LuAnn, and then she talked about changing it to Luann. I say anything goes. Read more

Ugh, and she was so smug and pleased with herself for being so very clever. Read more

I get what you are saying, but I actually have to give her credit for remaining as cool and collected as she did this season. Even after all the Tom bashing and the way that Bethenny ripped into her in the Berkshires, she still held her head up. I think a lot of other people would have ended up in the fetal position… Read more

We are all Dorinda. Read more

I would be fermenting a lot of fruit; enough for both of us, in fact. Read more

I actually agree with absolutely everything you just said., even though it contradicts the first sentence in my first post. Am I becoming a housewife??? Read more

I love your list. Read more

Good point. Read more

He’s on the Bravo payroll, too.

Nope, I will now open it up to all of the franchises and housewives, past and present. Read more

When she reads this and then announces her new line of Skinny Girl Coconut Water next week, you should sue her for taking your idea. Read more

I think I would enjoy Ramona for about 1/2 an hour before wanting to try swimming for help. She can be fun, but she is the definition of high maintenance. She couldn’t even bring herself to go on a boat to a sandbar where there was food and booze because she doesn’t like picnics. Read more

I figure LuAnn is the tallest and would be best at reaching the coconuts. Read more