Why Is It That 23 Billionaires Love Pete Buttigieg But Zero Billionaires Love Me?

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Cry day as usual.

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

  • Billionaires love Pete Buttigieg. Do any billionaires love you? [Forbes]
  • This tracks. [Vice News]
  • So far, the Trump campaign has spent $1.25 millions on racist Facebook ads to further liquify older white people’s brains. [New York Times]
  • Fuck off. [Politico]
  • The FBI has launched a domestic terror investigation into the Gilroy Garlic Festival shooting, in which three people were killed and 13 more were injured by the shooter. [Los Angeles Times]
  • ICE is a violent institution. [BuzzFeed News]
  • Former President Obama remembers Toni Morrison. [CNN]

Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:

This has been Barf Bag.