Here’s how I am going to achieve calm: I am going to think about Ladies of London star Sophie Stanbury’s incredible, lustrous hair. It gives me great personal joy, and I will not apologize.
Look at it:
Breathe into it:
Feel your pain melt away:
I have lately found myself trying to channel Sophie Stanbury’s effortless joie de vivre, although that has been difficult, as I am not an independently wealthy and modelesque British mother of two with perfect highlights and Prince Harry’s number on my cell phone.
Luckily, Sophie has a relatively terrible YouTube channel where I can watch her talk about her personal grooming routines in poorly lit videos, and holy shit, I could do this all day? “You want to give your hair a reeeally really good brush,” she instructs.
You want to give your hair a reeeally really good brush.
You want to give your hair a reeeally really good brush.
You want to give your hair a reeeally really good brush.
I don’t know, I kind of feel better.