Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we decide to make this installment a little more interactive by using Kinja’s Q&A system to answer all of your most burning questions about this week’s hottest goss, which includes: Prince’s alleged suicide note, Gwen and Blake’s alleged wedding, Katie and Jamie’s alleged wedding, and Tom and Katie’s alleged custody battle.
Wow, two Katie Holmes cover stories in one week. Good for her. Good for all of us!
This week, we’re going to do something a little different. You know, for fun! I’m going to give you an abridged list of topics covered in this week’s tabloids and open the floor up to questions. Ask about this week’s gossip. Ask about old gossip. Ask about, I don’t know, what my favorite picture in each issue is! Ask whatever you’d like, and I’ll try to answer as many as I can between now, and when Kate Dries and I head to Facebook Live to discuss them on camera.
This week’s topics include:
- Prince’s alleged suicide note!
- Katherine Heigl’s alleged pregnancy!
- Jim Carrey’s alleged out-of-control partying!
- Jennifer Garner allegedly changing the locks on Ben Affleck!
- Black lace!
- Charlize and Michelle Rodriguez’s alleged feud!
- Anne Hathaway allegedly warning Daisy Ridley that Chris Pine is a player!
- Shades of purple!
- Shade, generally!
- The state of Julia Roberts and Danny Moder’s marriage!
- Johnny Depp’s health!
- Someone named Barbie Blink, and what she wants you to cook for dinner!
- Khloe allegedly kicking Lamar out of the house!
- What Kate Middleton can and cannot do in heels!
- The celebrity who is known for drunk-dialing plastic surgeons!
- Taylor Swift’s “revenge romance”!
- Jean cutoffs!
- Rocker tees!
- Cat eyes!
- Rocsi Diaz trivia!
- Khloe Kardashian’s real father!
- Kahlua! (Yes, the liqueur.)
And, last but not least:
- The celebrity who is known for drunk-dialing plastic surgeons!
So, get to it. Let’s see how this works.