Once upon a time, many hours ago, two beleaguered Gawker Media reporters arrived at the Brooklyn Navy Yard, plodded through a security line, and were deposited in a warehouse of some kind with a bunch of TV reporters in suits.
Now we are stuck in here for a not insignificant chunk of our lives, while in a building a few hundred yards away, your Democratic presidential candidates yell at each other. We’re watching them on a bank of TVs.
Following this debate, Bernie Sanders will head to the Vatican, Hillary Clinton is not heading to Good Morning America, for some reason, and we are plummeting right to Hell. Join us until then!
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The ‘HMS Romney’, a warship of the Royal Navy, runs aground off the Netherlands, 19th November 1804. Photo by Hulton Archive/Getty Images