Terrible News: Matthew 'Dallas' McConaughey Won't Be in Magic Mike XXL

Sorry ladies, but the ass-less chaps worn by Matthew McConaughey must go to another nearly nude actor — “Alright Alright Alright” dropped out of Magic Mike XXL. Don’t worry though, I’m sure the producers will find another succulent man to tickle our fancies since the storyline and the acting certainly won’t.

Edward Davis, writer for The Playlist, chatted with Magic Mike director Greg Jacobs, who said everyone but McConaughey is coming back to strip. That means Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer and Joe Manganiello will be hanging out, if you know what I mean.

As for the storyline, it’ll be about ...

“What am I allowed to say?” Jacobs said with a pause. “It’s road trip movie and put it this way, it’s different enough that once you see it you’ll understand why we made a sequel. No one will be accusing us of making the same movie twice.”

If the movie still has all of the aforementioned dudes nearly nude, I think we all know we'd see the same movie twice. Magic Mike XXL continues shooting later this month, so hopefully there will be lots of topless Tatum, Bomer and Manganiello photos to take the chill out of fall.

Image via Magic Mike.